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jtack
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May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« on: 05/14/14, 05:58 PM »

Warning this may contain content unsuitable for some viewers.  You have been warned!

It was a spectacular day east of the cascades, and one of the local content providers has yet another ritualistic process for celebrating his birthday.  Skiing in the same suit he came into the world in!!  Temps were in the 60's so good there, but he insisted on skiing the steepest rockiest slope he could find.   I was there just to document and retrieve the remains should something go wrong.










Happy Birthday!!!!!!
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aaron_wright
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #1 on: 05/14/14, 08:38 PM »

Happy Birthday Mike, sorry I missed you guys. Beautiful day up there. Was that the big gully past the last tree on the way to the towers?
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #2 on: 05/14/14, 09:26 PM »

On the drive home I asked Sara, "come on, don't you have a tinge of regret that you didn't ski naked?"

Sara:  "no, none."

It was a great birthday. 

Thanks for blowing my cover, Jamie Wink
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T. Eastman
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #3 on: 05/14/14, 09:48 PM »

What SPF did the member use?
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Don Heath
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #4 on: 05/15/14, 07:16 PM »

Yes, Mike, that pack does make your butt look big.  No, the pack does not make your member look big.  Well skied!
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #5 on: 05/15/14, 08:30 PM »

HA! Good thing I'm not looking for a date.
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kevino
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #6 on: 05/16/14, 08:11 AM »

Were you using your fat skis to compensate?

Kidding. Happy birthday Mike!
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chmnyboy
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #7 on: 05/16/14, 11:50 AM »

...and just how many full-monty photos did jtack have to sift through to come up with the four TAY-rated pics above? That's a true friend.

Happy birthday Mike, way to hang loose.
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Merk
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #8 on: 05/23/14, 09:01 PM »

Well played!  As a former birthday suit tourer, I can vouch for the freedom of skiing in such a way, nothing can match it! 
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Norseman
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #9 on: 05/24/14, 06:56 AM »

Awesome!

It makes me smile when folks get naked for normally non-naked activities.
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Re: May 14, 2014 Birthday Suit Tour (content warning!)
« Reply #10 on: 05/24/14, 10:52 AM »

Sunscreen?
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